#IfYouDidNot


If U̶̲̥̅̊ didn’t watch “ayamatanga”, if U̶̲̥̅̊ didn’t play “police and tiff”, if U̶̲̥̅̊ didn’t play “ice and water”, if U̶̲̥̅̊ didn’t play “monkey post”, if U̶̲̥̅̊ didn’t play “omori odo”, if U̶̲̥̅̊ didn’t play wif “skipping rope”, if U̶̲̥̅̊ didn’t play soccer wif “beer cork” as U̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ players & audio cassette rim as U̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ ball on d “cement ground”, if U̶̲̥̅̊ didn’t play “pangolo”, If U̶̲̥̅̊ didn’t make AK47 wif U̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ “notebook, broom and rubber band”, if U̶̲̥̅̊ didn’t say “stop lying on ♍γ̲̣̣̥ head ooh!”, OR “den den den, I wee tell for U̶̲̥̅̊ “, if U̶̲̥̅̊ didn’t play “I kill ♍γ̲̣̣̥ one star, I kill ♍γ̲̣̣̥ 2 star, I kill ♍γ̲̣̣̥ 6star” OR “I be monki b1-b1, b2-b2…b4-b4”, if U̶̲̥̅̊ didn’t cook wif sand and water inside “pangolo”, if U̶̲̥̅̊ didn’t do “wu i̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊. I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d garden”, if U̶̲̥̅̊ didn’t sing “mummy oyoyo”, if U̶̲̥̅̊ didn’t wake up@7 everi saturday for “cadbury brkfast cartoon”, if U̶̲̥̅̊ didn’t play “father and mother” under a big blanket”, if U̶̲̥̅̊ neva sang “leke leke gimme white finger”, if U̶̲̥̅̊ didn’t eat nasco, wavers, gogo, okin biscuit, kuli kuli, ofio, eyin alangba, baba dudu, robot chewing gum, ekana gowon, sisi pelebe” , if U̶̲̥̅̊ neva watched “tales by moonlight”, if U̶̲̥̅̊ neva saw “fido-dido” on tv, “d three mirinda men”, if U̶̲̥̅̊ didn’t play “ten ten, tinko tinko, suwe”, if U̶̲̥̅̊ didn’t “hum 2 times 1, 2”, if U̶̲̥̅̊ didn’t drink “tandi and 5naira tasty time”, if U̶̲̥̅̊ didn’t sing”wu mess”, if U̶̲̥̅̊ didn’t visit father xmas wif “#100” and get plenty gift..U̶̲̥̅̊ berra G̲̅☺ back 2 U̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ mama belle cos U̶̲̥̅̊ aren’t a bonafide naija pikin..

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