Read this, courtesy of Oyoh Emmanuel http://facebook.com/eoyoh
G.E. Jonathan met with the Queen of England.He asked her, “Your majesty, how do you run such an efficient government ? Are there any tips you can give to me? I want to help Nigeria”
“Well, said the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.” Jonathan frowned and then asked,”But how do i know the people around me are really intelligent?” The Queen took a sip of her tea. Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. “Please… send David Cameron in here, would you?”
David Cameron walked into the room and said, “Yes , your majesty?” The Queen smiled and said, “Answer me this please. David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?” Without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered, “That would be me.” Yes, very good, ” said the Queen. Jonathan went back home to ask N. Sambo, answer this for me, your mother and your father have a child, its not your brother and its not your sister, who is it?” “I’m not sure” said Sambo. “Let me get back to you on that one, but none could give him an answer.
Finally, one day, he ran into Dora Akunyili. Sambo asked, “Dora, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and its not your brother or sister, who is it?” Dora answered sharply, “That’s easy, its me!
Sambo smiled, and said “thanks!” Then he went back to speak with Jonathan. Sir, “I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle”, It’s Dora Akunyili!
Jonathan got up angrily, frowning he shouted at Sambo. “No wonder Nigeria isn’t moving forward, I don’t have intelligent people around me. You Dummy!” The answer is David Cameron!!!